Sneezing Fit Causes Wreck in Davenport
It happens to all of us - that sneeze that builds. The sneeze you know is going to be the mother of all sneezes. The sneeze that pops your ears and rattles your teeth. The sneeze that blinds, deafens and disorients you.
According to published report, for a Davenport man, a series of mega-sneezes lead him to drive his vehicle off the road at Five Points in Davenport this morning, and straight through the front of the Pawn King store.
That's some impressive sneezage. I feel for you buddy. I've been there. I've never run my car off the road, but I've had to pull over and wipe down the windshield.
But you, my friend, are clearly an overachiever, and for that I salute you... with a box of tissues.