Thieves are the worst thing. You work hard for stuff, and someone shows up and helps themselves to it. Sometimes when you catch them, you just have to take matters into your own hands.
It's Dr. Seuss Day... which should be a Tuess-day. He would have written it that way.
1 - We've known it has been coming for a while, and now it's just days before the major reconstruction of John Deere Road begins between I-74 and 70th Street in Moline...