Each Monday the Moline Police Department does a feature on their Facebook Page entitled #MissedConnectionsMonday. Then they creatively talk about someone they're trying to find. Today's #MissedConnectionsMonday is a Silver Fox who may have thought he was a secret agent getting away with stealing some watches. Here's some of the poetry in motion:

I couldn't figure out what you were doing selecting so many watches, but was intrigued by your Secret Service look of talking into your sleeve. Who was this mysterious man I wondered?

 

But I saw you, you sly Silver Fox. You were walking around, hiding the watches under your untucked dress shirt which was hidden under a suit jacket. A fashion faux pas look, a little bit business, a little bit party, but all felony.

Followers of the Moline Police Department Facebook Page are playing along, and also loving the humorous way the Moline PD is is distributing this information:

Moline Police Department Facebook follower Brittany Kerr commented enthusiastically about these types of posts, and the Moline PD responded what the department is trying to do with these posts.

By the way if you know who this guy is ... drop a dime on him to the Moline Police Department. 309-524-2140. Or contact Crime Stoppers of the Quad Cities at  309-762-9500. Here is the Facebook post: