U of Iowa Goat Escaped Superbowl Sunday
Wait, what?! U of I has goats? This billy's been baaaaaaaad.
No doubt, the goat felt left out as everyone was watching the Superbowl on Sunday. A perfectly planned escape! Just like the government, who seems to wait until we are distracted to pass laws (sometimes), this billy, oddly enough, named 'William', clearly, had a plan ... and a Twitter account. (WTH?)
The grass must be greener on other pastures between Coralville and North Liberty, IA. where William was found. I'll have to test that theory out myself this spring and see if what the goat knew all along, is true. I doubt it. After all, he did get busted.
Maybe he got tired of being a research subject for an orthopedic study. Who knows? Thankfully, he was found and is safe and healthy.